Sunday, September 24, 2006


Goog!

 
I finally gotten further than kovan and plaza singapura by travelling to bugis to meet up with min, yi, tracy, lek and tong yesterday. Oh! The glory! ^.^ It was a fun two hours spent chatting before i went off. =)

Then i did something really stupid, which results in me being fucked up late at night. =(

So it sort of balances out, doesn't it? I was estatically happy, what with min saying i've slimmed down [*wahaha!] and sitting down talking. Then i was screwed up later in the night. And i think it's mostly my fault.

Sometimes, i would rather prefer to act tough. Pretend like i need no one and well, just get on with life as it is.

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People are coming to my blog through searches in google for 'huang kai yang canoe rjc'. I think it's the same person. I mean, siao bo, go google on a guy lei. He's my pre-u sem participant and waha, he's tall and cute and smart. ^-^ But who would get so crazy as to go google him? =S

Why no one google me?

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Huiz reminded me of something funny which happened on thursday - the last day of prelims. Lymon and i were accompanying her, waiting for her dad to fetch her. And suddenly we were on the topic of eskimos. How they greet each other by rubbing noses?

If you could search your memory for awhile, you'd remember i was sick since wednesday. So there i was, sneezing and stuff. And nicholas ang said must cover nose and mouth [theirs] so they won't catch my flu virus. Bad of him, right? Lols. He went off with his friends after i promised to accompany huiz. He like lao ah ma like that. Hahaha!

Oh! I remember why we were on the topic of eskimos. Cuz huiz was wearing her thick baleno jacket even when the sun's shining outside. And i said she looked like an eskimo. A brainwave came over me and i was saying i knew how come there're so little eskimos now. Cuz since it's so cold over at north pole, they'd catch a cold right? And since they go around greeting each other by rubbing noses, the flu virus would jump here and there. Everyone contract influenza. But influenza doesn't kill. What kills was the stupidity of eskimos. They sick, they still rub noses. The flu virus mutate mutate until no cure la. Antibiotics also cannot help [although we know that antibiotic doesn't help in fighting 99% of viruses].

Ok-ay. So like you, lymon and huiz ain't laughing either. Then i just had to add on. By saying i would kick huiz to north pole. And she actually invited me to do so. '_____' Where got people so crazy one, invite others to kick their butt?! But afraid that she might be lonely up there [cuz there're only seals and penguins to talk to. but penguins are busy doing something *read below. and seals flee into their holes to fish], i said i would fart a dynamic fart and fly myself up there too.

STILL, they weren't laughing.

And not getting enough of my wits, I CONTINUED. By saying that she should be laughing that i am not kicking her to south pole. Cuz from the picture you see above, if i kick her off to south pole, she'd fall right off the surface of earth. And lymon proceeded to try talking about gravitational forces. But since it's my joke, there will be no such thing as gravitational forces in it. So she will fall off if she's at south pole. ^-^

And regarding why penguins are so busy, that they won't have time to talk to huiz is cuz :

一名記者來到南極企鵝村進行採訪，想瞭解企鵝居民平常都做些什麼消遣。
於是，他問第一個「企鵝先生，請問你平常都做什麼事呢？」，
企鵝回答「吃飯、睡覺、打東東」。
那名記者覺得很奇怪，接著問另一隻企鵝「請問你平常都做些什麼活動？」，
企鵝也答「吃飯、睡覺、打東東」。
記者問了問，全企鵝村100隻企鵝有99隻的答案都是「吃飯、睡覺、打東東」。
他終於問到最後一隻，企鵝卻回答「吃飯、睡覺」，
記者很納悶，問「為什麼你沒有打東東呢？」，
企鵝說「因為我就是東東」......




*heh heh. Where's 東東?











<--- 東東. *runs away!

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